religiousragings:

atheistme:

sanityscraps:

sageoflogic:

somepolitics:

xjessicles:

mle92:

sparkly-nightmares:

daughter-of-smoke-and-bone:

ulooklikedeath:

evabraunn:

“I’m getting ready, he said flatly, I told ya’ll I wasn’t going home”

lol oh

“He looked at his watch.”

…

“It made me so nervous I nearly went crazy.”

Welp.

“MY MOTHERS VOICE SOUNDED A LITTLE DISTANCE AWAY, AND EVERYTHING IN THE ROOM WAS SLIGHTLY BLURRY.” -.-

Setting down to family life just wasn’t part of his plan.

“Forty-seven of them, those who could be reached by telephone, were scheduled for the experiment.”

“The British were only too pleased to co-operate.”

I can’t believe how well that worked out. I wasn’t expecting it to sound that cool given the book is Freedom Next Time.

Into the great Sacred Cenote, a well measuring some two hundred feet across at the mouth, victims (although infrequently the virgins so dear to modern tradition) were cast, along with jewels and other valuables, to appease the rain god.

—The Course of Mexican History, Meyer et al.

“She had the kind of fingers you want to interlace with your own.”

Hm.

Ironically, the closest book to me is a bible.

“Make a horn at each of the four corners, so that the horns and the alter are of one piece, and overlay the alter with bronze.”

Guess my sex lifes gunna be a little kinky. 

Now consider a lump of matter smaller that 300,000 light years across.

…ummmm…is this saying my butt looks big, or her butt will look big, or what?  I need help understanding my sex life.  o.O

I hadn’t either. 

Well, this is pretty true, my sex life is almost non-existant.

Almost. Thank god for that. 

(Source: loveclaire)

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   Moo Goo Gai Pan. …this is probably more accurate than it should be.

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   “‘I’m really sorry,’ Hanna repeated. ‘But I made these plans before I knew about your Twelve Days of Christmas thing.’”...

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   “It soothed her to do so, and passed the time.”

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   “Daddy told me to pull up on the reins while he gave a listen.” ~Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

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   “When in addition, I see a Chinese coin hanging from your watch-chain, the matter becomes even more simple.” -The...

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   ” ‘That might have happened anyway.’ “ - Blood Price by Tanya Huff

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   “Sweet Lurlina,” said Brrr, ‘I’m slaying them right and left with my conversational wit.” - A Lion Among Men by Gregory...

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    ” Which he, most sweetly, kissed in the receipt, and might no doubt return it, with the letter, and point the place...

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    He paused beside a pillar, before the tomb of a long dead Stark. “I loved that old man.”

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    “Wherever I was, I wasn’t underground anymore.” ..Alright.

14. tortuepetite reblogged this from loveclaire and added:

    “Before I left town, we decided to speak on the phone at least twice a day.” Well thats depressing

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    “But Gerald could never attain elegance.” …what.

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    I had to get up and walk to the nearest book. The first sentence that actually starts on pg 45: “His head and beard...

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    so…there is no book near me. figures…

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    “The fire’s not lighting, huh?” Well, that’s what I get for keeping my Calvin and Hobbes close.

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    “And suppose those people in the next room, asleep, are not my mother and father at all.” well then

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    “Lee waited for him to leave, out of earshot” …I don’t even want to know.

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    “Tommen, we picked the wrong foe for you”, the king told his brother. “The straw knight jousts better than that one.” -...

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    “Explain why the rate of photosynthesis drops to zero...rate of respiration remains fairly...

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    “But just as you thought you knew where the story was going, it would end abruptly, when the lovers or the child...

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    Hah. I have Frankenstein beside me as well. “From this day natural philosophy, and particularly chemistry, in the most...

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    “However, it meant he was on hand to support his pregnant wife.” Hhahaha this is what happens to your sex life when you...

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    “It’s not that I don’t care for snakes…” A Light In the Attic by Shel Silverstein (I used pg 44 cus pg 45 was a picture)

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    “She turned to her companion: ‘Wasn’t it for you, Lucille?’ - The Great Gatsby

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    It was a tie as to which book was closer (they were stacked on top of each other), so I’m cheating and doing both....

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    “they’d both be sober by then, which wouldn’t make things any easier, but she might even enjoy it.” I wish

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    “Go ‘way.” Alright then.

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    due piani di nuova concezione” “Two-storey tents of...concept” Ehm… 0_o’

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    Last semester, when she’d made her wings, she dubbed herself “the Angel of Extinction,” and it was entirely appropriate....

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    Jane says, “Look, are people gonna laugh at it? Absuh-freakin’-lutely” Wow thanks John Green

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    “thanks” she headed off the path and disappeared into the ferns. wat

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    “I felt for the knife in my pocket” … interesting

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    there are no books in the room I’m in. ha ha ha

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    “It was…” Marcus shakes his head. “I’m not going...that.” keeping

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    “Of course, it always looks as if there are more of them when they are firing at you.” - Star Wars: The Phantom Menace...

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    ‘She is an invalid lady, sir.’

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    “Keeping in mind the definition of (firsts l), what is a typical element of the value of (firsts l) where l is ((a b) (c...

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    “Even as I beheld this a lurid green glare lit the road about me and showed the distant woods toward Addlestone.” Um....

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    “From this day natural philosophy, and particularly chemistry, in the most comprehensive sense of the term, became my...

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    “Grab the other end and help me throw him out.” I’M SAYING THAT, RIGHT? NOT THEM? NOT THEM??!

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